A Good Scrap I Fear

A memoir of hospitality, humour, and a

long fight for fairness.

At first glance, The Cottage Hotel was just another family-run seaside hotel. But behind the scenes, it was the setting for half a century of extraordinary stories—and one battle that would change everything.At first glance, The Cottage Hotel was just another family-run seaside hotel. But behind the scenes, it was the setting for half a century of extraordinary stories—and one battle that would change everything.

There are two reasons behind this book...

First, my lovely Mum began writing her own chapter (see pg. xx), and that became my inspiration.

Second—Planning. A Judge once advised me to write a book rather than spend two years battling the planning department. He said many judges are institutionalised and reluctant to ‘roll the dice’. This journey has been cathartic.

Now, let’s be honest—planning is mind-numbingly boring. My friends told me, “Just shut up about planning!” So, I’ve taken their advice… sort of.

Instead of a dry planning manual, I’ve created a scrapbook-style collection of anecdotes from the world of hospitality—a life I’ve truly lived and breathed. And yes, there’s a little planning thrown in for good measure.

From SAS troops defending the hotel, police callouts, father-to-son wisdom, to the everyday chaos that makes this life extraordinary.


  • You’ll find stories of:
  • Guests’ lost property (with batteries!)
  • Development for survival
  • Lockdown living
  • War stories rekindled by our guests
  • Local farmer functions
  • Neighbours—the good, the bad, and the morally questionable

Growing up in a hotel from six months old, sharing birthdays and celebrations with everyone...

The title? Explained in an email from the former Council leader (see pg. xx). She wanted “a good scrap”—now it’s my turn.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. I hope this book sparks the change we desperately need.


People in power who affect the lives of others must be held accountable.


If you’ve experienced unjustified or unaccountable planning decisions, please share your

story and evidence at www.agoodscrapifearbook.co.uk.
Together, our voices will be stronger.

With enough momentum, we aim to gather 100,000 signatures to lobby Parliament for reform—and fuel the fire for investigative journalists to dig deeper.